So when Dan and I hang out, we tend to talk about future game ideas. Here's one that I'll share, since the chances of making it are pretty slim. It would be a Wii game called Monster Jerkoff. The story is, angry monsters are invading your village, and you gotta grab their dicks and jerk them off with the Wiimote to calm their rage.

Picture scary Resident Evil IV graphics, where the monsters have beady eyes and scary gnarled teeth.

So if you jerk a monster off too hard, he might knock you down on the ground... At which point he walks up to deliver a death stomp to your face. As he lifts his leg, you have a short window to point, click and start jerking on his dick. This would totally save your ass from certain death.

Thoughts?