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Monster Jerkoff

2007-07-25 18:30:43 by TomFuulp
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So when Dan and I hang out, we tend to talk about future game ideas. Here's one that I'll share, since the chances of making it are pretty slim. It would be a Wii game called Monster Jerkoff. The story is, angry monsters are invading your village, and you gotta grab their dicks and jerk them off with the Wiimote to calm their rage.

Picture scary Resident Evil IV graphics, where the monsters have beady eyes and scary gnarled teeth.

So if you jerk a monster off too hard, he might knock you down on the ground... At which point he walks up to deliver a death stomp to your face. As he lifts his leg, you have a short window to point, click and start jerking on his dick. This would totally save your ass from certain death.

Thoughts?

Monster Jerkoff


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CatoblepasCatoblepas

2007-07-31 16:11:09

How do I shot web?


BantilanBantilan

2007-07-31 16:37:28

wheres spidy


BloodyBulletBloodyBullet

2007-07-31 16:56:15

*Cough* Impersonator *Cough*


KeyhechKeyhech

2007-07-31 17:14:35

HOLY SHIT BLOODYBULLET IS TEH BEST DETECTIVE EVARRRRRR


alcoholic123carneyalcoholic123carney

2007-07-31 18:10:03

fuck you you are a piece of shit your not TomFulp


dannyhendedannyhende

2007-07-31 18:48:16

Dude why pretend? and dont say you dont cause your level is too low and apparently you registed the fourth of january this year.....you suck


AcidXAcidX

2007-07-31 19:32:24

You're weird


dancingweaselsdancingweasels

2007-11-22 10:45:04

Idiot. You and NotDanPaladin are toast. You may be good immitators, but not the best. I have warned the real Dan Paladin about you two, and soon WADE FULP. Hopefully you and NDP will be off this site soon. Ha. Ha. HA.


BFOverlordBFOverlord

2007-12-10 03:55:12

But you'd be all covered in Monster Cum...


borlyborly

2008-01-09 19:51:26

yeahhh u can fake the pictures but u cant fake ur lvl icon n ur sn lol tom fuulp


OliverOliver

2008-03-24 22:32:32

i hope you get raped by a big black man called dexter! @$$hole!
stop living in the shadow of tom! >:@


ErasmusErasmus

2008-05-19 16:47:07

Why does no one find TomFuulp and NotDanPladin not funny? Tom finds it funny, he favourited their game, I think these guys are awsome and oh... I'm new here so can i ask HOW DO I SHOT WEB?


VinnyyVinnyy

2008-09-13 14:21:14

You're not TomFulp , so don't pretend to be him with your name ''TomFuulp''!


neo191996neo191996

2008-10-26 20:40:42

You and NDP (NotDanPaladin) are 2 freakin' geys! that's why your only submission (probably in all your life) is about dicks!!!


DJ-GameBreakerDJ-GameBreaker

2008-12-31 22:22:37

fake ass tomfulp


DJ-GameBreakerDJ-GameBreaker

2008-12-31 22:31:14

tom have more flashes than u he have his own level icon more blams an saves than that also more reviews an posts so stop trying 2 act like him wanna be bitch


DJ-GameBreakerDJ-GameBreaker

2009-01-02 15:41:46

2 u's in da name thought nobody will notice bitch


narutonessnarutoness

2009-01-18 19:10:28

hello stupid gay man!1


tramp124tramp124

2009-02-02 11:56:29

i don't believe these guys ever tried to claim that they were tom fulp or dan paladin, they're tomfuulp and notdanpaladin, so there, they've done nothing wrong! and btw your chainsaw the children 2 was epic!


lordjames1lordjames1

2009-02-18 21:35:25

How do I shot web lol wtf?


NabouaboNabouabo

2009-05-03 14:28:04

Don't worry TomFuulp I love you almost as much as I love ripping out intestines of little children, strangling them with it, and then shoving my dick in their ears. The fact that little girls can't take a joke and freak out about you making an account to be similar to Tom's is jsut stupid.


T0mFullpT0mFullp

2011-06-03 17:19:28

How do we fuck duck?


sqicychiqotlessqicychiqotles

2011-06-04 18:13:09

I love how everybody is feeding the troll and acting like their tough shit when Tom Fulp and the newground staff don't give two shits about this. And FYI Chainsaw the children 2 is one of Tom Fulp's favorite games so all the white knights need to stfu.